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// luka.dev — back soon
const
site
=
{
status
:
"under maintenance"
,
eta
:
"soon™"
,
coffee_consumed
:
"∞"
,
};
while
(
site
.
status
!==
"live"
)
{
keepBuilding
();
}
//